Pizza is SO GOOD!!!

Pizza is SO GOOD!!!!

Like if I smell pizza I will start floating over and probably eat the whole thing before someone can even grab a slice. I know someone that eats pizza so slow that a turtle can cross the Earth 648 times before he eats half of the pizza slice. Like in that amount of time I would have already eaten 808975 boxes of pizza, by then a time machine would have been created and a space ranger would go back in time to stop him from breaking the time barrier by eating that slice of pizza "Sir stop do not eat the slice of pizza you will take so long that the Earth will be powered by robots secretly making a plan and then come self aware and take over the world and you will still be here only a quarter done with your pizza"

Thats how slow people can eat.

Do you know anyone as slow as my friend?

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